Saturday, October 28, 2006

Toadstool Tudor Estates

Welcome to Toadstool Tudor - home of the finest available mushroom villas on the Texas Gulf Coast.

Located mere minutes from downtown Palacios and the world renowned 1st Street Pier, these homes can be grown in a single night while you enjoy the fast action of Glow-In-The-Dark fishing.

Current listings and model homes:

For the smaller gnome, fairy, or single dwarf, we have the quaint but attractive one bedroom Cottage. Note the steep roofline and classic toadstool shape of this functional and practical "pad".

Complete with a one car garage this can be yours for a song.
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For the growing gnome family or dwarf commune, we have the Villa model. This spacious shroom comes complete with an attached garage and plenty of room to spread out.
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Our best selling model the Fungus Estate boasts a detached garage and a sprawliing front porch. This luxury domicile comes with a view of the bay and free access to the fish cleaning table.

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Units can be grown on your site or you can choose to purchase one in our master planned community.

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Call Today - Don't Delay and tell them Johnny sent you!


Bawana said...

Welcome to the mushroom Non-competion. You are currently and temporarily in first place.

all_aglow said...

Dad, this is great. I see an entire new blog developing: "Natural Habitats" "Creature Comforts," "Gnome-Vision" or the like.